guys just imagine
a punk-rock concert takes places on a beach and a group of mermaids swim to the surface, wondering what that noise is because it’s the most incredible thing they’ve ever heard
and see land-walkers wearing peculiar outfits and hair in spikes and these mermaids are absolutely in love
so they start their own brand of punk culture with squid ink tattoos, seaweed tartan, fish-hook earrings and pierced tails
and they scavenge for thrown out music memorabilia and submerged leather jackets (their prized treasure is a waterproof radio they found on the beach)
and the real problem is trying to find a way to spike their hair, so for the moment they just use seashells and continue being hella cool
4 and 12 are spot on.
Dad, if you see this, please read.
oh my gods all of this is my mother. just my mother.
2 & 8. My Mum has three kids, her first born who does no wrong, her middle child and her first boy who is her ‘baby’ at 14 and lives on the excuse boys will be boys. Guess who I am.
Wayyyyy to true! My mom does Every. Single. One. Of. These. Ans my dad will ocansionally do some of these too.
things i like:
things i do not like:
- reading for a grade
- learning for a grade
so basically school ruins my motivation for things
Fucking crazy I want to be a sportscaster so badly
OMG I AM A TAURUS AND I LOVE TO TEACH WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
THEY GOT ME RIGHT AS A SCORPIO but i also want to be a dentist
wow that was 100% accurate. I really wanted to be either a counselor or a psychiatrist
my boyfriend just said brb on the phone
Look at them eyes…how could one say no.